Things That I Learned from Mission Impossible III

1. Highly skilled black-ops secret agents really want to settle down, get married, and live in the suburbs where they have lame parties with their wife's dorky frinds and family.

2. The entire security network of IMF headquarters can be disabled by holding down the "talk" button on a walkie-talkie.

3. IMF agents a re issued cell phones with really bad reception.

4. Human nasal passages lead directly to the brain.

5. You can stop your heart with an electric shock, and start it back up again without feeling any ill effects.

6. Tom Cruise's mind is writing checks his body can't cash.

*okay, I admit this is a copy and paste work..