30 Facts

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30 Facts about Mr. T, Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel

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Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Before Mr.T was born there were only 25 letters in the alphabet.

The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles

Mr. T was almost involved in a second car crash. To avoid the crash, he folded his arms and slowly shook his head. The car decided it was safer to avoid Mr. T.

Google won't search for Mr. T because it knows you don't find Mr. T, he finds you.

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