Friday, November 28, 2003

Weekend Joke..

A driver is pulled over by a policeman:

Man: Is there a problem Officer?
Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
Man: Oh I see.
Officer: Can I see your licence please?
Man: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Man: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Man: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.
Officer: You what?
Man: She's in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please! The man steps out of his vehicle.

Man: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Man: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please.

The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2: Is this your car sir?
Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence.

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: One of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and then murdered the owner.

Man: Yeah right I bet the liar told you I was speeding too!


Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Dear Blog

Today I found a target for myself.
I hope I could pull it off..
cheers..

Well..
it might be late in some part of the world, but for me this day just arrived..
Happy Ied everyone!!

Sunday, November 23, 2003

Listening to ..
I've been listening to some good stuff recently. Starting with Damien Rice's Volcano, and now I come across this little gem by Joseph Arthur. I first heard the song in the new Davidoff perfume ad, and decided to check it out. It turn out to be a great song. Lyrics below..

In the Sun
Joseph Arthur


I picture you in the sun wondering what went wrong
And falling down on your knees asking for sympathy
And being caught in between all you wish for and all you seen
And trying to find anything you can feel that you can believe in

May God’s love be with you
Always
May God’s love be with you

I know I would apologize if I could see your eyes
’Cause when you showed me myself I became someone else
But I was caught in between all you wish for and all you need
I picture you fast asleep
A nightmare comes
You can’t keep awake

May God’s love be with you
Always
May God’s love be with you

’Cause if I find
If I find my own way
How much will I find
If I find
If I find my own way
How much will I find
You

I don’t know anymore
What it’s for
I’m not even sure
If there is anyone who is in the sun
Will you help me to understand
’Cause I been caught in between all I wish for and all I need
Maybe you’re not even sure what it’s for
Any more than me

May God’s love be with you
Always
May God’s love be with you

Thursday, November 20, 2003

Two Things..
First.. I used to feel kinda down when I see all this other people blog which are full with deep thoughtful post. I tried to write something like that, but with zero success. but then I realise, that I'm not like that, and I never will. This is what I want to write, so if you come here looking for nice writing, some deep meaningful post, or that self discovery thingy.. then you come to the wrong place

Second.. I was kinda shock to read that Jonathan Brandis have passed away in the age of 27. For you who don't know who he is, he was the actor who played in the miniseries Stephen King's IT and more recently as the computer genius in SeaQuest DSV. SeaQuest is one of my favorite tv show, and I like his character that show computer geeks can be cool too. It's always sad to see one died so young.. Well anyway, R.I.P John, cheers..

currently playing : Walking in Memphis - Lonestar

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

404 Error in Haiku

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist.

LOL!

Friday, November 14, 2003

After Sahur Blogging
Huh, don't know exactly what to write here, I just feel I had to write something since the last time I post here was almost 10 days ago (9 days to be exact).
I've been quite busy these past few weeks, with all the assignment coming thick and fast, but thankfully nothing that I can't handle. Something quite pissed me off yesterday though. We got this lab practice, setting up 2 computers for a given purpose. We have tried this 2 weeks ago and it went very smoothly for me, but this time the lecturer grade us. We supposed to be in groups, and since I was 5 minutes late, I lost my original partner and got paired with this Indian kid whose fecking annoying. He's really getting on my nerve, and he's not helpful in anyway either. Sure enough, we didn't quite finished it, and got three points less than the full mark. I know that it I was to blame too, but really, if he wants to be annoying, well at least he could be a little more helpful. Lesson learned : be much more careful in choosing your lab partner..

One more thing : to you who are sick today, I hope you get well soon..

currently playing : Everything - Lifehouse
"how can I stand here with you and not be move by everything.."

Tuesday, November 04, 2003

I knew it!!

what is the matrix??
You are Neo
You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.


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